Summer time, seriously, I hate summer time!
In fact, the only good thing I find about summer time is the bikinis at the beach or by the pool. I do love to see a beautiful woman showing herself off in a bikini! I will admit that sexy women in Sexy Swimwear almost makes the hot temperatures bearable. But not enough to make me stop hating summer time!
It's not even the middle of May and it's already HOT & MUGGY outside! I want to go fishing, but I know I couldn't even keep my eyes on my lure because of the sweat rolling off my brow, into my eyes. And you know what sweat does in your eyes? It stings and burns, so you rub your eyes; and of course you still have the salt on your hands from the pork you put on your fishing lure, so that just makes them burn even more.
It's freaking unbearable! I truly hate summer time! Can't even enjoy watching those beautiful and sexy bikini babes at the beach for the same reason. Except now along with the salt on your hands from the sea water, you have sand and sunscreen thrown into the mix. Now when that sweat runs into your eyes, you forget and rub them. And those already burning eyes get a full dose of Coppertone sunscreen
I spend most of my summer time hunting some place with good air conditioning. And let me tell ya, there are few places with air conditioning and a big picture window facing the beach that allow you to watch those bikinis pass by. And when there is one, it's so far away from the beach that those beautiful women in those bikinis are mere specks whose details remain a mystery to you because even with the best vision, you can't see their sexy bodies!
Of course summer time at the beach is irrelevant anyway because I can't afford beach trips because my electric bill is huge to pay for this air conditioner running full blast 24/7. God I hate summer! How I miss the cool 60 and 70 degree weather of the fall. Being able to sit outside comfortably and not sweating bullets doing nothing more than sitting still. To be able to turn off the air conditioner and open the doors without fear of wasp, hornets, and numerous other bugs flying in and laying in wait for an opportunity to jab a stinger in your skin or feed on your blood like the vampires they are.
Yes! I hate summer time!! Summer time sucks and I'm not scared to say it!
*colossal eye roll*.....WUSS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRemember all this when winter rolls around and you're thigh deep in snow. lol
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